The year is 2021 and numbers are for sale on the internet. Large prime number like 131,071 seem appealing, but connaisseurs of our modern hellworld place the highest value on artificial scarcity, and therefore the most unique number of them all: 1
Buy it now from this website.
There is only one number one, which is why it’s called one. Own the scarcest non-zero integer. If it were any scarcer, it would be imaginary.
Unlike non-fungible tokens, this website is all that’s needed for the proof of sale, negating the need for expensive GPUs and the thousands of kilowatt-hours used to generate NFTs.
No nightmare math required. Anyone who can count to one will be able to instantly verify that, yep, that’s a number all right.

I wrangle cloud stuff by day, solving problems created by last year’s solution and laying the foundation for next year’s problems.

The one and only, the first, and last singular integer. Scarce AF.